By Andrea Michelle for Broadway Dental
Prepare for your retinas to burn in pain when you check me out at my sixteenth birthday party.
Yup, there’s that big 80s perm, a suspicious looking jacket I picked up at a local thrift store that I thought was sooo cool, and a mouthful of braces.
Approaching another birthday a couple of decades later, and not so much has changed.
I still love to bag a thrift store bargain (my shopping tips are here), I still love big curled hair – albeit nowadays I use a curling iron or a do a big barrelled blow dry – and I have braces again. But chances are you can’t really tell, huh?!
Over the years, my teeth moved back to their original spots, so I had pretty crooked ‘fangs’ as my brother used to call them. I became kinda self conscious about them, especially when eating. Somehow anything green liked to nestle between them, and sadly not all buddies are game to let you know when you’ve got something stuck in your teeth. Yikes!
He attached teeny tiny pieces of porcelain to various teeth, gave me a set of clear aligners to replace every two weeks, and strict instructions to wear them about 23 hours a day for best results. While at first I thought he was joking and wondered what the hell I’d got myself into, following his instructions hasn’t been a big deal. I take them out when I’m eating or drinking, and if I’m out with mates, but besides that I’ve just viewed it as part of my “beauty routine”. But one with the bonus of guaranteed results that are going to last.
After wearing them for about six months I whinged to Dr Yassmin that I was getting impatient. So he hooked me up with Acceledent, a little gadget that speeds up the realignment process, effectively halving the time you need to use Invisalign. It’s basically a little vibrating mouthpiece that you use for 20 minutes a day. Sexy it is not. But neither are many of the things we do in the pursuit of beauty, right?
The best thing about Invisalign though is that no one noticed I was wearing them until I pointed them out. Not my kids, not girlfriends, not even my Dad.
I’m now at the 8 month mark, and reckon I’ll be done at the end of September just in time for this year’s birthday party. Which mercifully – unlike my sixteenth birthday party – won’t be attended by parents as chaperones, and we can now drink vodka freely without having to smuggle it around and sneak it into our soft drinks. Ah those were the days! 😉
Invisalign can cost between $3000-$12000, and Acceledent costs aprox $2000.
Anyone else dare to share a photo of themselves at sixteen?