1. Spend less than $1825 on takeaway coffee
2. Say ‘awesome’ more often
3. Listen to this 2011 hits mashup every day because it’s AWESOME!
4. Lobby for egg nog and hot cross buns to be stocked in stores all year round
5. Watch more cute and cuddly kitten videos like this
6. Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine
7. Visit this ‘Exercise Confessional’ whenever I don’t get active
8. Eat more jalapenos, because they are awesome
9. Convince people to sign up to my newsletter by promising at home massages by someone called Sven
10. Freak out the kids by regularly making and using food-based face masks like these
11. Put more faith in the GPS lady
12. Wear my hair in pigtails once a month
13. Only shop in stores with ‘skinny mirrors’
14. Wear Red Lipstick more often
15. Admit that I love extra-cheesy pop music, and that ‘MMM Bop’ by Hansen is a genius song
16. Stop being surprised when the kids go nuts at the grocery store
17. Lobby for the first Saturday of every month to be ‘Anti-toe cleavage day‘
18. Devise a plan to meet Madonna
19. Train the kids to give great foot massages
20. I’ll stop accidentally getting fake tanner on the kids
21. When I’m in a bad mood, I’ll ask someone to tickle me to cheer me up, just like my 3 year old does
22. I will no longer respond to anyone who talks to me while I’m on the toilet
23. I will no longer respond to anyone who talks to me while I’m in the shower
24. I will try to find a more awesome word to use to describe awesomeness
25. I will find something awesome about everyday
26. I will drink champagne at least once a week, to celebrate awesomeness

What are your New Year Resolutions? 

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